Typepad, we need to talk...

God, I loathe Typepad. I loathe its sluggish website. I loathe its Typelists, Typeprofiles, Typewipes, Typejars and Typekeys. I loathe its chirpy uncool corporate cheer. I loathe its randomly-capitalized script language. I loathe the fact its menus only look like tabbed menus. I loathe its useless commenting system. I loathe its pathetic attempts to play catch-up with Facebook. I loathe that its spell-check has never heard of "Facebook". I loathe its half-assed blog export utility. I loathe that it doesn't have a body I can push down the stairs. And I'm glad I loathe it, because if I didn't, I'd use it more, and that'd really suck, coz I just loathe the mofu.